EMP

The Site.
What is an EMP? Well, its me. More specifically Sascha refers to me as an EMP because of my effect on computers, kitchen appliances, and/or circumstances. Things just seem to break around me. A lot. I blow fuses, computers shut down, and bizarre situations seem to occur frequently in my vicinity. His explanation for all of this is that I emit an electro magnetic pulse that fucks up just about any type of machinery. Do to the fact that this happens several times a day it is usually shortened to "You pooked it."

Me.
My name is Serena I am married to the most dashing man ever. So when you see the name Sascha that is whom it is referring too. He imported me from the great white north. We are currently in WA and it sucks. Hopefully we move back to CA this fall.

fun facts:
I have two cats Smudge and Columbine they are the best cats ever.
I am scared of loud noises, sudden movements and scary teeth.
I have a gap, a very small head, squinty eyes, and monkey toes.
My favorite colors are usually reds, oranges, and fuchsia.
I have a crushes on Adam Sessler (Tech TV), Jon Stewart of the Daily Show, Jennifer Tilly and Peta Wilson.
I like 80's music a whole lot. Nine gigs worth.
Secretary is one of my favorite movies. Then again so is Cry Baby and The Storm Riders.
Neil Gaiman and writes all of my favorite stories.
David Mack's Kabuki series s my favorite graphic novel series.
Some of my favorite foods are sushi, cherimoya gelato, spaghetti sandwiches, and nectarines.

If for some reason you feel the need to mail me: you can.





	The Site. What is an EMP? Well, its me. More specifically Sascha refers to me as an EMP because of my effect on computers, kitchen appliances, and/or circumstances. Things just seem to break around me. A lot. I blow fuses, computers shut down, and bizarre situations seem to occur frequently in my vicinity. His explanation for all of this is that I emit an electro magnetic pulse that fucks up just about any type of machinery. Do to the fact that this happens several times a day it is usually shortened to "You pooked it." Me. My name is Serena I am married to the most dashing man ever. So when you see the name Sascha that is whom it is referring too. He imported me from the great white north. We are currently in WA and it sucks. Hopefully we move back to CA this fall. fun facts: I have two cats Smudge and Columbine they are the best cats ever. I am scared of loud noises, sudden movements and scary teeth. I have a gap, a very small head, squinty eyes, and monkey toes. My favorite colors are usually reds, oranges, and fuchsia. I have a crushes on Adam Sessler (Tech TV), Jon Stewart of the Daily Show, Jennifer Tilly and Peta Wilson. I like 80's music a whole lot. Nine gigs worth. Secretary is one of my favorite movies. Then again so is Cry Baby and The Storm Riders. Neil Gaiman and writes all of my favorite stories. David Mack's Kabuki series s my favorite graphic novel series. Some of my favorite foods are sushi, cherimoya gelato, spaghetti sandwiches, and nectarines. If for some reason you feel the need to mail me: you can.
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