This is the section where I get to showcase my crafty skills.

Lets start off with my most recent endeavor. The Hitler Hand Puppet, this was originally going to be a Morrissey hand puppet but I couldn't get the pompadour right. Very hard to achieve with felt let me tell you. So I turned Morrissey into Hitler. I used felt and craft glue for this project. Make sure you have good sharp scissors or this will turn into a nightmare. Hitler is my very first hand puppet I plan on making some more very soon.

X-mas Stockings.
I made both of these stockings for Christmas of last year. I wanted to send a hand made present to Sascha's Moms. I drew out the shapes and used quilt padding to plump them up before sewing up the sock shapes on my sewing machine. I used an embroidery circle to and scrap material to make the "angels" on the front. I secured them to the stocking with a simple blanket stitch. The rest is all fabric paint and scrap material. I stuffed them with all sorts of Canadian candies and viola! presents.

The Holocaust Chess Game
This was a huge project that Jen Jen and I undertook a few years ago. We came up with this as the perfect birthday present for Sascha, it was the beginning of his Batjew stint so it was still funny. We re-created a chess board with craft paint and an old trivia pursuit board. Fimo was used to create all of the pieces. The "good" side consisted of all of Sascha's friends, his Moms and of course Jen Jen and myself. The pawns for this side were Monkeys. I might add that Jen Jen whipped up most of these monkeys in one night. The other team consisted of all the people he hates. The King and Queen of the opposing team being his asshole father Sid and "the Dragon Lady" his boss at that time. The pawns on this side were KKK members.
This project took a very long time to complete. Fimo is expensive in this quantity and we were very lucky, Jen Jen's Grandma just happens to run a craft store. It was however well worth the grueling hours we put into it. It is by far the most impressive present ever.